jessica lange is hotter than me and she’s 64
The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash
then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.
I FUCKING HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS
before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.
and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.
don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not
Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent
"I don’t really like your tattoo"
Oh damn because I got it specifically with you in mind shucks
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself
you cant just skip to your favorite part of a song you have to earn it