Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?
Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?
Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.
Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG.
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
It’s really fucked that we can just say we puked or we have a sore throat and stay home from school but we can’t say I’m too sad to go to school or I want to jump off a bridge and school isn’t the best place for me right now. Mental illnesses are just as serious as any physical illness.Parents need to realize this.
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Birthday: 11th June
Height: 5”7 I guess
Time Zone: My clock is telling me UTC?
What time and date is it there: 2pm 02/09/2014
Average hours of sleep I get each night: like 9/10?
The last thing I Googled was: hermeneutic model
My most used phrase(s): Apparently I say ‘Oh dear’ a lot
First word that comes to mind: Boomtastic?! I literally have no idea, that’s not even a word but there you have it
What I last said to a family member: Night
One place that makes me happy: Bed?
How many blankets I sleep under: Sleeping bag and duvet
Favourite beverage(s): Hot chocolate, malt shakes, chocolate milkshake
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the galaxy
Four things I can’t live without: Food, internet, family/friends, dogs
Something I plan on learning: Drums (properly)
A piece of advice for all my followers: If you see a dog anywhere any time just fucking pet it, it’ll make you feel better
You all have to listen to this song: Halestorm - I Miss the Misery. Literally just belt it out in your car, it will also make you feel better
My blog(s): Only this one
Tag five others: I can’t think of others to tag but if you see this do it bitches
sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left