i want my tombstone to say ‘finally’
I need someone who will curl up in bed and avoid responsibility with me.
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
if you call a girl barbecute chances are she’ll be your grillfriend
people who don’t swear make me very uncomfortable